Game 135 - Virginia at Miami (Fla.)

February 22 at BankUnited Center in Coral Gables, FL
ESPN

Many years ago, I took the green pill with the hippo on it and ever since I've avoided every single minute of every single halftime show. But I still occasionally get the back-from-commercial stuff & Monday I finally figured out what "Joey Brackets" means.

And that also gives us a nice list of nonsense:

1. Joe Lunardi is a "bracketologist"
2. Again, his nickname, which I think he might've given himself (?) is "Joey Brackets"
3. Just before halftime of this 64-61 Miami win, Lunardi said "we're in the bracket bunker again."

Let's quickly move on.

* Of the college analysts I've heard on ESPN, Doris Burke is one the better ones. But Doris isn't immune to the occasional "dribble drive" or this:

"If you're Miami, you want the lead going down the stretch of this one."

Thanks, Doris!