Game 124 - Kent State at Eastern Michigan

February 13 at Convocation Center in Ypsilanti, MI
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Color commentator Greg Steiner, where have you been all season?

The man is good at what he does, and what he does is shout nonsense. Let's take a look at his finest moments from Saturday's 75-70 Eastern Michigan win:

"Kent State, give them eight offensive glassers!" (don't say offensive glassers)

"He's their fifth-year bench boss!" (also, don't say bench boss)

"A big swing of events"

"The rim racker!" (I've heard rim 'rocker', but how do you rack a rim?)

"The bucket is as big as the ocean!" (yes, but which ocean, Greg? How big is this bucket?!)

"They're a little razzled!" (razzled?)